You could stay in literally loads of different hotels if you wanted to stop around after the evening comes to a close. We’ve included a comprehensive list of all the hotels in the area, all of which should be walking distance and all of which are not completely wallet-destroyingly expensive. There are also eye-wateringly pricey/very very nice alternatives, but you can jump on Expedia yourself and find those if you so desire.

The Holiday Inn Mayfair – Millennium Hotel Mayfair – Hadleigh Hotel – Grange Fitzrovia – Park Lane Mews Hotel – Gloucester Place Hotel – Opulence Central London – The Sumner – Radisson Blu Portman Hotel

Also worth trying places like Lastminute, Secret Escapes, Late Rooms or TravelSupermarket to get hold of some proper kosher deals. There are plenty more of these sites, so get yourselves on the Google and find something that way if it tickles your pickle.

Beyond all that, you can probably get someone we know to put you up for the night, though not Beth and Sam as they won’t be home and they don’t trust you.